[Chorus: D-Mayne] In Twilight, this guy I know The palest skin you ever saw All the girls still want him though And now you know, I wanna be like Edward Cullen I wanna be Edward Cullen Wish I could be Edward Cullen
[Verse 1: Mr. Washable] Wish I could be Cul-len Wish that I could get all the girls, yo Didnt have to breathe, didnt have to eat food And of course I want to read everybodys thoughts I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo And honestly I wanna play the Piano Although it would suck to never turn 18 Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me I wanna say that Dracula is my homie Be a Vegetarian even though I eat meat Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy Thats such an awesome name, theyll all be jealous of me
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[Verse 2: Mr. Washable] Wish I could be in, Dr. Cullens Family and the Olympic Coven Then Edward can, be my brethren And he can tell me how to be more like him Jasper and Emmett are so cool also And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot N Cold Dont wanna be near Rosalie, though Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes Id run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please Its obvious she would much rather be with me And if he says no, then Ill have to agree Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me
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[Verse 3: Mr. Washable] Walkin, walkin, walkins dumb Wish I could do the Edward run Then I would be real quick too And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo If I was Edward, I would be 1,000,000 times hotter then he could ever be And James would be afraid of me I would live happily If I could read peoples thoughts I wanna have Edwards life I wanna graduate a thousand times
She said: "So here's the story.... Awhile ago I started making videos for TheChanningShow. I wanted to do a "Stuffed Animal Dog show" and see how many other people did one as a video response (Was for my school). The first time I tried to record it this happened.... So then I made the video again and it turned out good.
I asked my brother to put the good one up on youtube for me (cuz I don't know how). When he saw this video on my camera he thought it was funny so he put it on youtube instead... So.. That's the story... It's okay, you can laugh. I guess it is pretty funny."
They says: "We heard miley cyrus got voted worst celeb influence of 2009! we strongly disagree. So for her and her fans we made this video. We love miley so stand up get your dance clothes on and enjoy the journey . WE LOVE YOU MILEY!"
Lyrics:
Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya
i got the miley cyrus virus idc who knows it and to your aussie boyfriend well i hope he blows it and I hope he knows and I hope he knows that and for your next party well babe ill host that and I wont be a smarty about your nashville party im just saying your a hottie with a nice looking body so i wont break your heart your achy break heart and we can be together girl if you play your part and ill call a cab to take me to your house quick you can hold me when your feeling home sick. my hearts bumping kinda like a bass kick and im next to you girl looking like a real trick now warm weather butterflies all around us laughing flirting now lets enjoy that tour bus.
Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya
Youre the girl of every boys dreams, But what Im wondering is how Disney hides your wings. Now Nick is hot, psych, hes cold, Im fresher than your breath after a mentos. Justin wears undies, I wear boxer briefs, But I cant be your man until your 18. Your new man, he is a AussiAe, When Im done with him well have shrimp on the barbie. I like dem boots, and how they shine, And for your heart Miley, its worth the climb. I said whos this chick with rockin kicks, I want her over here to give me a kiss. So you can Tell Selena and Demi, Theres 7 Things why your perfect for me.
Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya
Now phaya said it right when he said i got the virus cause i know im in love with miley cyrus musta hurt when you feel from heaven because from 1 to 10 baby your an 11 i got butterflies and im nervous to but i know its good cause i always got you from my heart i wrote this rap and your the Little X on my treasure map and i walk around like im on cloud nine and when i see you i just loose my mind and u know we are both from the south so when im breathless girl give me mouth to mouth miley your my number one girl and with you i got the best of both worlds
do the miley drop low pick it up real slow do the miley drop do the miley drop
Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya Put your hands up DJ play that song Party in the USA you got the virus shake it like cyrus moving your hips like ya
In which two fan girls battle it out over which fandom is better, have a run in with Alex Carpenter, and show their immeasurable talent in fan ficton, fan art, and wrock.
Having any battle between the fandoms is pointless and childlike. At least people are reading books.